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Set up new password


A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.

The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says:

"Error. Not long enough."


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Love at first sight


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


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What is infinity


Student: What's infinity?

Math Teacher: Think of a number.

Student: Okay, I've got one.

Teacher: Good. That's not it.


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How do you keep a blonde busy?


How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Just put her in front of a mirror and have her play "Stone, paper, scissors."


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You just want to get me to bed.


"You are so kind, funny and beautiful."

"Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed."

"And smart, too!"


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