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A farmer near a field


A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train."

The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."


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Success


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.


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Escalators never break down


Escalators never break down... they just turn into stairs.


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Never laugh at...


Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices... you are one of them.


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Why haven't you ever seen an elephant hiding in trees?


Why haven't you ever seen an elephant hiding in trees?

Because they're really, really good at it.


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