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3 drunk guys entered in a taxi.

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said: "We have reached your destination".

The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver.

The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.

But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied: "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

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My wife got lost

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked:

- You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?

- Why?

- Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.

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Your ex

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

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Honey, give me a compliment

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

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Interesting story

If you want to hear a very interesting story, send an SMS to your wife with the following text in the body: "I know everything"

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