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You are not fat

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.

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To rob a bank

A naked women robs a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

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If you don't succeed...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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A child's observation

A child's observation: If my mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests.

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I like to play chess with old men

I like to play chess with old men in the park, although it's hard to find 32 of them.

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