Man: "Would you like to become...
... ahh... mother of my kids?
Blonde: "Why not? How many kids you have?"
"Marriage" is not a word.
It is a sentence.
My deaf girlfriend started talking in her sleep in bed last night.
...nearly had my eye out!
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Forex trader goes at the street and very nice young lady ask him:
Lady: Dear sir, I am making poll, can I ask you simple question?
Forex trader: Of course you can.
Lady: What is your average income?
Forex trader: My average income is around 200 000 $.
Lady: I'm sorry, I thought your monthly income.
Forex trader: I'm sorry, I thought daily.