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Mother of my kids


Man: "Would you like to become...

... ahh... mother of my kids?

Blonde: "Why not? How many kids you have?"


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Marriage


"Marriage" is not a word.

It is a sentence.


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My deaf girlfriend


My deaf girlfriend started talking in her sleep in bed last night.

...nearly had my eye out!


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Mother-in-law


My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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Forex trader


Forex trader goes at the street and very nice young lady ask him:

Lady: Dear sir, I am making poll, can I ask you simple question?

Forex trader: Of course you can.

Lady: What is your average income?

Forex trader: My average income is around 200 000 $.

Lady: I'm sorry, I thought your monthly income.

Forex trader: I'm sorry, I thought daily.


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