A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says:
"Error. Not long enough."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Student: What's infinity?
Math Teacher: Think of a number.
Student: Okay, I've got one.
Teacher: Good. That's not it.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Just put her in front of a mirror and have her play "Stone, paper, scissors."
"You are so kind, funny and beautiful."
"Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed."
"And smart, too!"