The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
WHAT MUST YOU DO to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
We never knew he was a drunk until he showed up to work sober.
Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.