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Mother-in-law


My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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Who ate the donuts?


Mom: Did you eat all the donuts?

Me: No.

Mom: Why are you lying to me? I can see all the powder on your pants?

Me: That is cocaine...


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Mother of my kids


Man: "Would you like to become...

... ahh... mother of my kids?

Blonde: "Why not? How many kids you have?"


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Marriage


"Marriage" is not a word.

It is a sentence.


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Passport picture


If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.


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