Who sells the products cheaper - a manufacturer or a distributor?
The storehouse guard.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?'
A clean house is the sign of a broken internet connection.
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, 'You should've been here at 8.30!'
He replies. 'Why? What happened at 8.30?'
At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?