A clean house is the sign of a broken internet connection.
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, 'You should've been here at 8.30!'
He replies. 'Why? What happened at 8.30?'
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?
A blind man walks into a bar... and a table, and a chair.