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Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

A: Envelope.


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Adopted


At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?


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A blind man


A blind man walks into a bar... and a table, and a chair.


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Wikipedia, Google, Facebook, Internet


Wikipedia: I know everything!

Google: I have everything!

Facebook: I know everybody!

Internet: Without me you're nothing.

Electricity: Keep talking, b*tches.


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A patient and the doctor


Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.


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