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Adopted


At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?


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Wikipedia, Google, Facebook, Internet


Wikipedia: I know everything!

Google: I have everything!

Facebook: I know everybody!

Internet: Without me you're nothing.

Electricity: Keep talking, b*tches.


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A patient and the doctor


Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.


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He who laughs last...


He who laughs last, thinks slowest.


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Do you want to dance?


Man: Hi, do you want to dance?

Woman: Yeah, sure!

Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your friend!


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