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My wife is cooking


My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.


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Dad to his daughter...


Dad to his daughter: "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."


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Somebody broke into my house


Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps.

I was delighted.


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Farting in a lift


Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!


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What shortens your life?


One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday - eight hours.


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