Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
My girlfriend told me I was one in a million. When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.
"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.
"Help us, help us!" yells the other.
"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.
"Good idea," said the other.