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Blonde's problem


Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the "10" button.


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What shortens your life?


One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday - eight hours.


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One in a million


My girlfriend told me I was one in a million. When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.


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Experience


Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.


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Pizza vs. Police


We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.


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