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Poor shark


Q: Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?

A: It had a nosebleed.


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Be polite to every idiot


Be polite to every idiot you meet. He could be your boss tomorrow.


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I want company


All I want is company...

...small oil company...


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Difference between a smart man and a stupid man


What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?

Nothing. They both think they know everything.


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Darling, can I go out in this dress?


"Darling, can I go out in this dress?"

"Yes dear, it's already dark out."


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