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No alcohol


I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.


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Darling, can I go out in this dress?


"Darling, can I go out in this dress?"

"Yes dear, it's already dark out."


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Software developer


Shortest joke a software developer can tell: "I'll be ready soon."


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Bill Gates farted in an Apple store


Bill Gates farted in an Apple store.

He later commented, "Well it's hardly my fault they don't have any Windows..."


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Difference between a smart man and a stupid man


What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?

Nothing. They both think they know everything.


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