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No alcohol

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

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Happy insurance boss

A happy insurance boss says to his employees, "You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I'll give everyone a check for $5,000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks."

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Difference between a smart man and a stupid man

What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?

Nothing. They both think they know everything.

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Cons and pros

If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress.

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Can yo train a cat?

You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.

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