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Bill Gates farted in an Apple store


Bill Gates farted in an Apple store.

He later commented, "Well it's hardly my fault they don't have any Windows..."


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No alcohol


I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.


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Experience


Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.


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Happy insurance boss


A happy insurance boss says to his employees, "You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I'll give everyone a check for $5,000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks."


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Software developer


Shortest joke a software developer can tell: "I'll be ready soon."


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