How do you get a group of personal injury attorneys to smile for a picture?
Just say "Fees!"
If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
I know my drinking limits: if I fell down, it means ENOUGH.
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
"I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.