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Personal injury attorneys

How do you get a group of personal injury attorneys to smile for a picture?

Just say "Fees!"

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Math class

If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.

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Drinking limits

I know my drinking limits: if I fell down, it means ENOUGH.

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The Dentist and the enormous cavity

"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen."

"OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."

"I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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