I know my drinking limits: if I fell down, it means ENOUGH.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
I work to buy a car to go to work.
Suffering from a bad case of the flu, the outraged patient bellowed, "Three weeks? The doctor can't see me for three weeks? I could well be dead by then!"
Calmly the voice at the other end of the line replied, "If so, would you please have your wife call to cancel the appointment?"
- Did you hear what happened to the blonde hockey team?
- They drowned in spring training.