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Bottle of vodka


To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table, but also will hide your cooking mistakes.


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The difference between a real estate agent and an accountant?


What's the difference between a real estate agent and an accountant?

The accountant knows he is boring.


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Lazy people


A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.


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Rich men


What should you give a man who has everything?

A woman to show him how everything works.


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IT specialist


To the optimist, the glass is half-full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.

To the IT specialist, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


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