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Pamela wants to drive...


Pamela says on her 16th birthday: Daddy, don't you think I'm old enough to get my drivers' licence?

Father replies: You – yes. Our car – no.


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Who found America?


Teacher: "Jill, where is the America on the map?"

Jill: "Right there, ma'am."

Teacher: "Correct. Now, Jack, tell me who found America?"

Jack: "Jill."


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deja vu


Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time! I think I've forgotten this before.


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Car accident


Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He's all right now.


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Gunshot horn


I've changed my car horn to a gunshot sound.

People move out of the way a lot faster now.


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