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Pamela wants to drive...

Pamela says on her 16th birthday: Daddy, don't you think I'm old enough to get my drivers' licence?

Father replies: You – yes. Our car – no.

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Who found America?

Teacher: "Jill, where is the America on the map?"

Jill: "Right there, ma'am."

Teacher: "Correct. Now, Jack, tell me who found America?"

Jack: "Jill."

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Car accident

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He's all right now.

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deja vu

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time! I think I've forgotten this before.

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The lawyer & his wife

Lawyer's wife: "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"

Lawyer: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Lawyer's wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Lawyer: "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'"

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