How to seduce a fat chick? Piece of cake.
Greek worker complains to his friend:
- When will this economy crisis end? It's been so terrific - my boss wants us to do as much, as three people would do. Thanks God there are five of us.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear.
I am not a schizophrenic and neither am I.