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Credit card stolen


A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it.

The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.


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How to seduce a fat chick?


How to seduce a fat chick? Piece of cake.


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Economy crisis in Greece


Greek worker complains to his friend:

- When will this economy crisis end? It's been so terrific - my boss wants us to do as much, as three people would do. Thanks God there are five of us.


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Successful man


Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.


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Schizophrenic


I am not a schizophrenic and neither am I.


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