A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it.
The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.
How to seduce a fat chick? Piece of cake.
Greek worker complains to his friend:
- When will this economy crisis end? It's been so terrific - my boss wants us to do as much, as three people would do. Thanks God there are five of us.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I am not a schizophrenic and neither am I.