- Dude, my phone rang during the funeral. OMG!
- So what?
- My ringtone is 'Highway to hell...'
Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?"
Mrs Roberts is shocked, "Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!"
Little Johnny is relieved, "OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework."
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
Theory is when you know everything, but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works, but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined:
Nothing works and no one knows why.