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Funeral


- Dude, my phone rang during the funeral. OMG!

- So what?

- My ringtone is 'Highway to hell...'


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Ask the teacher


Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?"

Mrs Roberts is shocked, "Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!"

Little Johnny is relieved, "OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework."


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Husband and wife


A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"

The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"


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Access denied


I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."


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Theory or practice


Theory is when you know everything, but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works, but no one knows why.

In our lab, theory and practice are combined:

Nothing works and no one knows why.


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