A man visits his bank manager and says, "How do I start a small business?"
The manager replies, "Start a large one and wait six months."
Theory is when you know everything, but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works, but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined:
Nothing works and no one knows why.
Chuck Norris doesn't ever call the wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.
If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
Q. What's the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing Frisbee.