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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

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Our lives

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

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Sometimes I drink water...

Sometimes I drink water - just to surprise my liver.

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Calendar theft

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender?

They both got 6 months!

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A man wakes from a coma.

The wife changes out of her black clothes and irritated, remarks, "I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!"

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