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Calendar theft


Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender?

They both got 6 months!


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Trust


A man wakes from a coma.

The wife changes out of her black clothes and irritated, remarks, "I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!"


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Sometimes I drink water...


Sometimes I drink water - just to surprise my liver.


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Our lives


The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.


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Never argue with a fool!


Never argue with a fool!

They will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.


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