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A man wakes from a coma.

The wife changes out of her black clothes and irritated, remarks, "I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!"


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Our lives


The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.


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Never argue with a fool!


Never argue with a fool!

They will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.


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Football match Romania - Russia


Football match Romania - Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia:

You've won!

Stop.

Congratulations!

Stop.

Oil!

Stop.

Gas!

Stop...


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Low self-esteem


Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job.


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