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What smells like red paint?

Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?

A: Blue paint.

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Question at the hospital...

Man is asked at the hospital:

How tall are you?

2,1 m., doctor.

I'm very sorry but I'm not the doctor. I'm the carpenter.

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Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys

Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys. Not everyone has it.

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Save the world

If superman saved this world as many times as the "delete history" button did, this world would better place.

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the only person who can really kill time.

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