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From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

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Question at the hospital...

Man is asked at the hospital:

How tall are you?

2,1 m., doctor.

I'm very sorry but I'm not the doctor. I'm the carpenter.

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What smells like red paint?

Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?

A: Blue paint.

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Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys

Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys. Not everyone has it.

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Chuck Norris

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim?

His foot.

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