Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.
Man is asked at the hospital:
How tall are you?
2,1 m., doctor.
I'm very sorry but I'm not the doctor. I'm the carpenter.
Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys. Not everyone has it.
If superman saved this world as many times as the "delete history" button did, this world would better place.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can really kill time.