Instant HA-HA

Help us show you the best jokes on the Internet

Birthdays


From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.


vote here:

Question at the hospital...


Man is asked at the hospital:

How tall are you?

2,1 m., doctor.

I'm very sorry but I'm not the doctor. I'm the carpenter.


vote here:

What smells like red paint?


Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?

A: Blue paint.


vote here:

Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys


Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys. Not everyone has it.


vote here:

Chuck Norris


What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim?

His foot.


vote here: