Man is asked at the hospital:
How tall are you?
2,1 m., doctor.
I'm very sorry but I'm not the doctor. I'm the carpenter.
Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.
Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys. Not everyone has it.
I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor.
I couldn't handle the pressure.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can really kill time.