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Question at the hospital...


Man is asked at the hospital:

How tall are you?

2,1 m., doctor.

I'm very sorry but I'm not the doctor. I'm the carpenter.


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What smells like red paint?


Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?

A: Blue paint.


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Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys


Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys. Not everyone has it.


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Scuba diving


I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor.

I couldn't handle the pressure.


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Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris is the only person who can really kill time.


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