From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.
Man is asked at the hospital:
How tall are you?
2,1 m., doctor.
I'm very sorry but I'm not the doctor. I'm the carpenter.
Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.
Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys. Not everyone has it.
What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim?