Chuck Norris is the only person who can really kill time.
If superman saved this world as many times as the "delete history" button did, this world would better place.
I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor.
I couldn't handle the pressure.
- What he says is true, because it's all in CAPS. Are you gonna argue with caps?
- Why does that make it right?
- He took the time to press the shift key, maaan. I think he knows what he is talking about.