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Do you think I talk too much?

If you start to think I talk too much, just tell me. We'll talk about it.

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Camouflage trousers

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

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The blonde and the bird

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.

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Christmas present

Little Johnny: "Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"

Mother: "No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"

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How to look thinner without dieting?

Want to look thinner?

Hang out with fat people.

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