If you start to think I talk too much, just tell me. We'll talk about it.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Little Johnny: "Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother: "No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
Want to look thinner?
Hang out with fat people.