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Football match Romania - Russia


Football match Romania - Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia:

You've won!

Stop.

Congratulations!

Stop.

Oil!

Stop.

Gas!

Stop...


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Low self-esteem


Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job.


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Do you think I talk too much?


If you start to think I talk too much, just tell me. We'll talk about it.


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The blonde and the bird


Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.


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Christmas present


Little Johnny: "Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"

Mother: "No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"


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