Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey.
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Pessimist: "Things just can't get any worse!"
Optimist: "Nah, of course they can!"