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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?


Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.


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Difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?


What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.


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Roses are red...


Roses are red.

Your blood is too.

You look like a monkey.

And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry,

I'll be there too.

Not in the cage,

But laughing at you.


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To do business with a drunk professional


It's better to do business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.

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Pessimist and optimist


Pessimist: "Things just can't get any worse!"

Optimist: "Nah, of course they can!"


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