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Chuck Norris


Even though he can, naturally, Chuck Norris never swims, the water holds Chuck Norris up.


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Tooth said to tongue:


Tooth said to tongue:

"If I just press you little, you will get cut."

Tongue replied:

"If I misuse one word, all 32 of you will come out.


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Father of five children


The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should get the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in union, "Okay, dad. You get the toy."


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Children, snow and Chuck Norris


Some children can pee their names into snow. Chuck Norris pees his in cement.


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Feminist picnic


Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches.


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