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Tooth said to tongue:


Tooth said to tongue:

"If I just press you little, you will get cut."

Tongue replied:

"If I misuse one word, all 32 of you will come out.


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Feminist picnic


Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches.


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Kids arrested


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.


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What's a mortgage broker?


What's a mortgage broker?

A real estate agent without the sense of humour.


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In a car with a blonde


A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."


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