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Tooth said to tongue:


Tooth said to tongue:

"If I just press you little, you will get cut."

Tongue replied:

"If I misuse one word, all 32 of you will come out.


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Chuck Norris


Even though he can, naturally, Chuck Norris never swims, the water holds Chuck Norris up.


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Kids arrested


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.


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What's a mortgage broker?


What's a mortgage broker?

A real estate agent without the sense of humour.


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Heart


They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot more efficient.


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