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Kids arrested


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.


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What's a mortgage broker?


What's a mortgage broker?

A real estate agent without the sense of humour.


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Heart


They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot more efficient.


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The elephant


Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"


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Strategy


Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.


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