Tooth said to tongue:
"If I just press you little, you will get cut."
"If I misuse one word, all 32 of you will come out.
Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?
Because nobody made sandwiches.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other one off.
What's a mortgage broker?
A real estate agent without the sense of humour.
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."