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In a car with a blonde

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

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Banks and mortgages

How can you know if your bank is hurting from the mortgage crisis?

You try to cash a check and they tell you to come back with a gun!

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Is this a bird or plane?

"It's a bird!"

"It's a plane!"

"It's... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"

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Spoiled rich girls

Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?

A: She says. "Daddy, I need a new apartment!"

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