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The elephant


Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"


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Strategy


Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.


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Pay off


Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.


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In a car with a blonde


A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."


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Banks and mortgages


How can you know if your bank is hurting from the mortgage crisis?

You try to cash a check and they tell you to come back with a gun!


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