Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot more efficient.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
How can you know if your bank is hurting from the mortgage crisis?
You try to cash a check and they tell you to come back with a gun!