Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
How can you know if your bank is hurting from the mortgage crisis?
You try to cash a check and they tell you to come back with a gun!