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How did boobs got their name?


Q: How did boobs got their name?

A: From the top view it looks like a B, the front view looks like oo, and the side view looks like a b.


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At my new job


At my new job I have 500 people under me.

I mow grass at a cemetery.


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A doctor, an engineer & an actuary


A doctor, an engineer and an actuary were arguing about which was the oldest profession.

The doctor stated that God created Eve from Adam's rib, which was of course a surgical procedure.

The engineer argued that, earlier, God had created order from chaos, which was an engineering feat.

"But," asked the actuary, "Who created the chaos?"


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Conclusion


A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.


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How to Fall Down the Stairs


How to fall down the stairs?

Step 1

Step 2

Step 5

Step 9

Step 12

Floor


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