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What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?

Her feet!

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If a stork brings a white baby . . .

If a stork brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby, what brings no baby?

A swallow.

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At my new job

At my new job I have 500 people under me.

I mow grass at a cemetery.

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A doctor, an engineer & an actuary

A doctor, an engineer and an actuary were arguing about which was the oldest profession.

The doctor stated that God created Eve from Adam's rib, which was of course a surgical procedure.

The engineer argued that, earlier, God had created order from chaos, which was an engineering feat.

"But," asked the actuary, "Who created the chaos?"

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How did boobs got their name?

Q: How did boobs got their name?

A: From the top view it looks like a B, the front view looks like oo, and the side view looks like a b.

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