What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?
If a stork brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby, what brings no baby?
A doctor, an engineer and an actuary were arguing about which was the oldest profession.
The doctor stated that God created Eve from Adam's rib, which was of course a surgical procedure.
The engineer argued that, earlier, God had created order from chaos, which was an engineering feat.
"But," asked the actuary, "Who created the chaos?"
At my new job I have 500 people under me.
I mow grass at a cemetery.
Q: How did boobs got their name?
A: From the top view it looks like a B, the front view looks like oo, and the side view looks like a b.