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A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

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How to Fall Down the Stairs

How to fall down the stairs?

Step 1

Step 2

Step 5

Step 9

Step 12


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Philosophy could improve dating

A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, and so went to his father for advice.

"My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they stare at each other for a long time. The boy's nervousness builds, but he then remembers his father's advice and asks the girl:

"Do you like potato pancakes?"

"No," comes the answer, and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.

"Do you have a brother?"


After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"

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Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

A: Data transfer.

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Nobody is perfect

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

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