How to fall down the stairs?
A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, and so went to his father for advice.
"My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they stare at each other for a long time. The boy's nervousness builds, but he then remembers his father's advice and asks the girl:
"Do you like potato pancakes?"
"No," comes the answer, and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.
"Do you have a brother?"
After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"
Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.