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Philosophy could improve dating


A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, and so went to his father for advice.

"My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they stare at each other for a long time. The boy's nervousness builds, but he then remembers his father's advice and asks the girl:

"Do you like potato pancakes?"

"No," comes the answer, and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.

"Do you have a brother?"

"No."

After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"


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Do not argue with UPPERCASE


- What he says is true, because it's all in CAPS. Are you gonna argue with caps?

- Why does that make it right?

- He took the time to press the shift key, maaan. I think he knows what he is talking about.


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Blondes


Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

A: Data transfer.


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Nobody is perfect


I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.


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Birthdays


From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.


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