Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?
A: "Nobody's perfect!"
What kind of a bike does Santa ride in his spare time?
A Holly Davidson.
Why haven't there been any shark attacks on lawyers?
Sharks observe professional courtesy.
What's a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?