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Santa's ride


What kind of a bike does Santa ride in his spare time?

A Holly Davidson.


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Shark attacks on lawyers


Why haven't there been any shark attacks on lawyers?

Sharks observe professional courtesy.


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What's a black spot between two white spots?


What's a black spot between two white spots?

A fly with cotton wool in her ears!


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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?


Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?


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