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Shopkeepers


A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said, "BEST DEALS!"

To make things worse, another store opened on the other side with a huge sign reading "LOWEST PRICES!"

He nearly panicked until he had the idea to put up his own sign, bigger that the other two, that read "MAIN ENTRANCE."

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