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Sales professional

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me."

So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!"

I said, "£100 and it's yours."

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