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Ice cream for Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama walks into an ice cream shop. He asks the server: "can you make me one with everything?"

He hands the server a hundred dollar bill, which the server pockets.

Dalai Lama says "Hey, where's my change?"

Server: "Change comes from within."

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