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Mind your own business

How I learned to mind my own business?

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting: "13...13...13...13".

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked trough to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting: "14...14...14".

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