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What happened to me in a restaurant

I was in a restaurant once and I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my reliefs to the beat of the music.

After just a few songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...

That was when I remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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