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Two golf players and a funeral procession


Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course.

He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.

His opponent comments: "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very feeling man."

The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

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