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My wife after business trip

Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!

Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket until the screaming stops. Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

- Oh welcome home darling, he says, your parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello.

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