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Mugger in the night

Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money," he demanded.

Scandalized, the man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"

"Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"

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