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Woman in a grocery store

A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries.

The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a head of lettuce. He says to the woman, "You must be single."

The woman was surprised & replies, "Yes, how did you know?"

The clerk answers, "Because you're ugly."

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